[Ivory]

Desperate and Dateless​

DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks for a minute and says, "Close enough."

 

[Greggii]

big hands

 

[Catherines]

Desperate Bessie!!

 

[Wandiwa]

big hands

The only advice I ever got from my dad was "marry a girl with small hands, it makes your dick look bigger"

 

[HelenFB]

Oh….. the joys of getting old…… & desperate

 

[Ivory]

The only advice I ever got from my dad was "marry a girl with small hands, it makes your dick look bigger"

I got similar advise from a colleague. Keep the grounds neat and the tree looks much bigger!

 

[UruauP]

The only advice I ever got from my dad was "marry a girl with small hands, it makes your dick look bigger"

Armless.