Dental Appointment
One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks
how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," replies the woman. "Okay," says the dentist.
"If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers,
I can knock the price down to $20." "Nope," moans the woman, "it's still too much."
"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head,
"if I let one of my students, do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."
"Marvellous," says the woman.
"May I book my mother-in-law for next Tuesday please''?