[Luckyus]

Death Wish Husband​

A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewelry store."

 

[Singomate]

Death Wish Husband​

A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewelry store."

Yes yes yes

 

[Dennis]

Death Wish Husband​

A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewelry store."

How long did it take the ambulance to get there after she caught up to him.

 

[Dennis]

How long did it take the ambulance to get there after she caught up to him.

Dennis r's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock, Who's there, Ardvark, Ardvark who< Ardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Death Wish Husband​

A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewelry store."

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Death Wish Husband​

A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewelry store."

Lol, poor women, she was taken for a ride! Hahaha.