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David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than Sex...
#10 ... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09 ... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08 ... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07 ... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06 ... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05 ... Three times a day is possible.
#04 ... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03 ... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02 ... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...
#01 ... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
