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David Beckham
David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.
After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK give me a clue"
Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?"
Driver replies "No you thick twat, where do you want to go"
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