Red_101au

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Dave and Mable

Dave and Mable go to the cinema to watch a flick
while sitting comfortably, the movie starts rolling and the lights dim.

Dave turns to Mable and whispers "Mable, can I stick my finger in your belly button?"
she says "Why sure Dave"
A minute later Mable says "Dave... that aint my belly button"
Dave says "That aint my finger neither"
 
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