Similiar: I've heard some girls don't eat chocolate mudcake, they just smear it straight onto their thighs.Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. The cruise ship passenger was really feeling seasick, when the waiter asked her if she if she would like some lunch, no thanks she said just throw it over the side and save me the trouble.
Is that to disguise their incontinence....Similiar: I've heard some girls don't eat chocolate mudcake, they just smear it straight onto their thighs.
I hope he did, as you deserved it.When my daughters were younger and nosey adults would ask,
"What work does your Daddy do?"
I tought them to respond with,
"He works on Mummy's nerves."