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Dance Moves
I was sexy-dancing in front of a bird I was trying to pull in a club. I could see she was giving me the eye as I bust out some of my best moves.
Eventually she came over. She whispered, "Thanks to you, my knickers are dripping wet."
I said, "Oh, really?" as I threw in a few more moves.
She said, "Yeah, me and my mates have just been pissing ourselves watching you dance."
