[mOiOz]

DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD...​

 

[Dennis]

Not likely they say you die in bed.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make a doofus laugh on a Sunday? Tell him a joke on Saturday,

 

[thomas]

yeah, and I love work, I could stand there and watch someone doing it all day

 

[Wandiwa]

yeah, and I love work, I could stand there and watch someone doing it all day

Worked with a guy, nickname "Blister" .... he showed up after the hardwork had been done.

 

[Luckyus]

My ambition, is to be shot by a jealous husband/lover at 99?.

 

[magpie1]

My ambition, is to be shot by a jealous husband/lover at 99?.

that's a shame....that means no Card from the King on your 100th birthday. RIP.

 

[CliffE]

Worked with a guy, nickname "Blister" .... he showed up after the hardwork had been done.

And the guy called "Handbag".... his workmates would carry him.

 

[Ezzy]

I knew a guy nicknamed underpants.... He was always on the bum.

 

[mOiOz]

I knew a guy nicknamed underpants.... He was always on the bum.

His brother was named Nickers... a real creep...!

 

[Wandiwa]

His brother was named Nickers... a real creep...!

His other brother Harpic ... he was clean around the bend.

 

[Wandiwa]

And the guy called "Handbag".... his workmates would carry him.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I worked with a Handbag, never twigged that one. 40yrs later I'm a little bit wiser.

 

[Mark K]

I worked with a bloke called Morphine. He was a slow working dope.

 

[Wandiwa]

I worked with a bloke called Morphine. He was a slow working dope.

and the newstarter ..... JUNGLE, coz he was green and dense.