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Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The other answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There you Mum agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:
Scroll down... You'll love this...
You got Male!
