[SirExton]

Dad Why do Girls rub there eyes, when they wake up?​

Mum is making breakfast for the whole family. As they all come to the table young Billy says "Daddy why do girls always rub their eyes when they wake up?" Hi sisters Sally and Janet look at each other and hunch their shoulders together at the same time and look at mum. Mum is just pouring out the orange juice for everyone and looks at dad as dad says "Billy I have know Idea, why do girls rub their eyes when they first wake up in the morning?" Mum just takes her first huge mouthful of orange juice as Billy says "Dad it is obvious why girls rub their eyes first thing in the morning when they wake up!" Mum has not swallowed the orange juice yet as Billy continues "Because they have no Balls to scratch!" Mum sprayed the whole family with the orange juice, just to wake them all up!