[Skipton]

Dad! The Motor Enthusiast!​

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me,
that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis,
lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."
Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet
and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that
his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

'Check your oil with his dipstick'! What a gem