[Ian D]

Dad joke​

Son: Dad, why haven't you spoken to Mum this week?
Dad: well, son, i don't like to interupt her.

 

[SandyBolay]

I have a Joke/Riddle for everyone. It's in 2 parts: A woman gives birth to a set of twins, a boy and a girl but they were born in different years. 24 years later, the boy twin marries his sister and everyone is ecstatic about the situation. As Pauline says, please explain. I'll post the answer tomorrow.

 

[Mrtnst]

The twins are IVF, implanted separately, and the 'sister' is another child not biologically related to the male twin

 

[SandyBolay]

The twins are IVF, implanted separately, and the 'sister' is another child not biologically related to the male twin

incorrect, sorry.

 

[mOiOz]

One twin was born before midnight on 31st Dec and the other after midnight in the new year.
Then the one twin became a priest and married the other at her wedding, to her groom!

 

[JTeyssier]

One twin was born before midnight on 31st Dec and the other after midnight in the new year.
Then the one twin became a priest and married the other at her wedding, to her groom!

And the answer came 1 day earlier...! Hahaha

 

[thomas]

I have a Joke/Riddle for everyone. It's in 2 parts: A woman gives birth to a set of twins, a boy and a girl but they were born in different years. 24 years later, the boy twin marries his sister and everyone is ecstatic about the situation. As Pauline says, please explain. I'll post the answer tomorrow.

born 11:59pm Dec 31st and 00:01am Jan 1st/ the son grew up to be a priest and officiated at his sister's wedding

 

[erina]

I love it .

 

[Reet]

I have a Joke/Riddle for everyone. It's in 2 parts: A woman gives birth to a set of twins, a boy and a girl but they were born in different years. 24 years later, the boy twin marries his sister and everyone is ecstatic about the situation. As Pauline says, please explain. I'll post the answer tomorrow.

One was born on New Year's Eve and one born on New Year/s Day and the boy became a Minister and married his sister to her husband.

 

[OldBells]

I have a Joke/Riddle for everyone. It's in 2 parts: A woman gives birth to a set of twins, a boy and a girl but they were born in different years. 24 years later, the boy twin marries his sister and everyone is ecstatic about the situation. As Pauline says, please explain. I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Donor embryos and/or surrogate mother?

 

[OldBells]

Donor embryos and/or surrogate mother?

Ha ha, just read the answer

 

[midgemills]

One twin was born before midnight on 31st Dec and the other after midnight in the new year.
Then the one twin became a priest and married the other at her wedding, to her groom!

I agree.

 

[Dennis]

One twin was born before midnight on 31st Dec and the other after midnight in the new year.
Then the one twin became a priest and married the other at her wedding, to her groom!

Well fathomed out OiOz you are not just a pretty face.

 

[SandyBolay]

And the answer came 1 day earlier...! Hahaha

Correct, on both counts.

 

[SirExton]

And the answer came 1 day earlier...! Hahaha

Is that Premature, expectation?

 

[Barbara V]

Well fathomed out OiOz you are not just a pretty face.

No answer is on Google

 

[maxtyson]

I am not a twin.I do have a 31st december birthday and as a child I got 1 sock for Christmas and the other sock for my birthday,then for 10 years everyone said my birthday was on the 31st May. No wonder sometimes I get confused especially now I am in my 2nd childhood years.

 

[Veggiepatch]

A Test cricketer took a hat trick when bowling....on three different days. How did he do it?