[Ian D]

Dad joke​

Two fish were swimming in a lake. One swam into a concrete wall, Dam he said.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A village had a problem. A big hole opened up in the earth near the Centre of town. people kept falling in and getting hurt. The three village elders met to try and find a solution. We should put an ambulance next to the pit said the said the first elder. That way the people who fall in can get to the hospital faster. No said the second. ' 'we should build a hospital next to the pit . That way people would get their treatment even faster. "You both have it wrong said the third, We should obviously just fill this pit up and dig one next to the hospital.

 

[Ian D]

That's an irish joke

 

[Defiant540]

short but sweet! lol

 

[Wandiwa]

Two goldfish in a tank .... neither knew how to drive it.