[Mikev]

Dad Joke​

My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A doctor and a lawyer were sitting at the same table for a mutuals friend's wedding reception, an old man approached the doctor and said I hate to bother you but can you take a look at this mole? I think it's cancerous, the doctor checked him out and said there was nothing to worry about. After the man left, she commiserated with the lawyer. I hate people that do not let me have time off, do people ask you for legal advice during your downtime? The lawyer said they do but I just send them a bill the next day for legal services, pretty soon the word gets around and people leave me alone. Thats brilliant said the doctor I am going to try that. the next day she went into her office and found a bill from the Lawyer. I guess there is a motto in this, Strike while the iron is hot.

 

[Dennis]

You had better get a backseat driver.

 

[Iggydi]

That tickled my funny bone mikev