[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
She’s a singer/songwriter.
Or sew it seams.

Sounds like she has really got her life stitched together

 

[Dennis]

A good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink hot chocolate.
Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

 

[Oaklegs]

Maybe Ja Know me too.

 

[mOiOz]

 

[John G]

Seams like a stitch up to me.

 

[Jennie]

Maybe Ja Know me too.

Clever

 

[Dezlyn]

She makes it seam so easy

 

[Littleboy8]

She makes it seam so easy

 

[Reet]

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Good one!

 

[Crestwood96]

I agree good one

 

[Cathyann]

I sew agree with Crestwood96, but would feel like a knit if I didn't.

 

[Littleboy8]

I sew agree with Crestwood96, but would feel like a knit if I didn't.

 

[Ian D]

You have got me in stitches

 

[deni67]

I remember the days when I used to sew my wild oats!

 

[Mikev]

Thank you