Dad Joke

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

not realyDennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Willube. Willube who? Willube my valentine.
Shame you can’t remove his batteryMy husband never shuts up I say to him do you mind shutting up for a while, go and have a sleep