[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France.
But I left.

The place was giving me the crepes.

 

[mOiOz]

Better than getting the craps or claps!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Better than getting the craps or claps!

Or worst of all.

The crabs....

 

[Luckyus]

Are you related to Suzette?

 

[Viellarde]

Are you related to Suzette?

That flaming vamp?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Are you related to Suzette?

Nah....she was a bit flaky....

 

[Luckyus]

Nah....she was a bit flaky

That flaming vamp?

Was that Vamp a Tramp?

 

[Luckyus]

Nah....she was a bit flaky....

You couldn't believe a word she said, she was full of crepe?

 

[Viellarde]

Was that Vamp a Tramp?

I chose vamp because of the flame. She may be a redhead?

 

[Luckyus]

I chose vamp because of the flame. She may be a redhead?

Thats just taking the easy way out as they are both Redheads.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Thats just taking the easy way out as they are both Redheads.

She might be a Perfect Match....

 

[Luckyus]

She might be a Perfect Match....

What a lucky strike, who of thought.

 

[Veggiepatch]

What a lucky strike, who of thought.

And she was smokin' hot....

 

[Viellarde]

Thats just taking the easy way out as they are both Redheads.

You seem well-versed in this subject.