[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Apparently 30% of owners let their pet sleep in their bed.

I tried it and my goldfish died.

 

[SirExton]

Did you have a wet dream, rolled over in the excitement and suffocated it?

 

[Littleboy8]

Did you have a wet dream, rolled over in the excitement and suffocated it?

 

[SM17453]

If he had a wet dream, maybe the fish would have survived.

 

[Littleboy8]

If he had a wet dream, maybe the fish would have survived.

 

[Reet]

Good one!

 

[SirExton]

If he had a wet dream, maybe the fish would have survived.

Swimming with mates the tadpoles?