[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing,
it just let out a little wine.

 

[Ivory]

I never take my wine in tablet form!

 

[Mikev]

I never take my wine in tablet form!

Haha

 

[Dennis]

Was it red or white?

Dennis R 's What do you get if you cross a dog and a cat? An animal that chases itself.

 

[Mikev]

Was it red or white?

Dennis R 's What do you get if you cross a dog and a cat? An animal that chases itself.

Haha

 

[Robert Henzell]

Two Irishmen up before the magistrate.
Magistrate says to the first one}. What is your name?
Patrick Murphy sir.
Where do you live?
I am of no fixed abode tour honour.
Magistrate says to the second one. What is your name?
Michael O' Hara sir.
Where do you live?
I rent a room of him sir.

 

[Mikev]

Two Irishmen up before the magistrate.
Magistrate says to the first one}. What is your name?
Patrick Murphy sir.
Where do you live?
I am of no fixed abode tour honour.
Magistrate says to the second one. What is your name?
Michael O' Hara sir.
Where do you live?
I rent a room of him sir.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Thank you