[Mikev]

Dad Joke ‍​

How much room do fungi need to grow? ‍

As mushroom as possible.

 

[CliffE]

1852 South Australia’s first lighthouse began operation.

A la "Dads Army" "Put that bloody light out! Don't you know there's a war on?"

 

[Mikev]

1852 South Australia’s first lighthouse began operation.

A la "Dads Army" "Put that bloody light out! Don't you know there's a war on?"

Haha

 

[RieTreesSilver]

1852 South Australia’s first lighthouse began operation.

A la "Dads Army" "Put that bloody light out! Don't you know there's a war on?"

A combination of 2 of the best made British film/television productions - Comedy & War still good for a laugh and referenced stil "Dont Panic, Dont Panic"

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

a true dad joke

 

[Greggii]

very fungi

 

[Greggii]

very fungi

 

[Reet]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping merrily home when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have Mr Wolf." says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My, what big ears you have Mr Wolf." says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
Just near the driveway of her home, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind her letter box. "My what big teeth you have Mr Wolf." taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wold jumps up and yells furiously, "Will you f*** off, I"m trying to take a shit!"

 

[Mikev]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping merrily home when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have Mr Wolf." says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My, what big ears you have Mr Wolf." says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
Just near the driveway of her home, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind her letter box. "My what big teeth you have Mr Wolf." taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wold jumps up and yells furiously, "Will you f*** off, I"m trying to take a shit!"

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Thank you