[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

 

[Ian D]

Sean and Paddy are up in an airplane flying to London, when the pilots voice comes over the intercom, " this is your captain speaking, unfortunately we have lost no 1 engine & our flight will be a half hour late, sorry for any inconvenience."
10 minutes later the captains voice comes over the intercom again, " this is your captain speaking, we have now lost no 2 engine & our flight will be delayed by 40 minutes, sorry for any inconvenience."
20 minutes later the captains voice comes over the intercom, " this is your captain speaking, it's unfortunate but we have now lost no 3 engine & our flight will be dlayed by 2 hours."
With this Sean turns to Paddy and says " Bloody hell Paddy, i hope we don't lose no 4 engine. We will be up her all bloody night."