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A senior gentleman arrived at the pearly gates seeking permission from St Peter to enter heaven......
" Yes sir, but i only admit men who have shown amazing courage in the face of adversity during their time on earth, tell me sir, what was the bravest thing you ever did "......??
" St Peter i can remember my wife and i were at a roadside diner, when in walked this huge fully tattooed mean ugly biker.........He started making lewd and suggestive remarks to my wife Millie who blushed a lot........"
" Rather than create a scene, we finished our meal and left........."
" Well sir, that does not sound very courageous to me, maybe i could allow you entry to the chicken coup ".......
" Wait, there's more "...........I realized how meek i had been in not defending Millie's honor so while in the carpark i grabbed my sledgehammer from the back of my truck and proceeded to smash his Harley Davidson motorcycle into itty bitty bits........."
" Good God sir, that has gotta be the bravest thing any man could ever do., ....Can you remember the date that this event occurred "..?
" Yes St Peter..........It's still remains vivid in my mind....."
" The 2nd of August 2025, about 10 minutes ago ".....