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Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys." I told my
wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m.., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. Even when totally
smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her,
"MIDNIGHT".... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, said Oh fuck, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
