[Skipton]

Crop Failure!​

Joseph Stalin visited a farming collective outside Moscow.
He wanted to see their progress with the latest Five-Year Plan.
“Tell Me Comrade”, he asked one farmer.
“How did the potatoes do this year?”.
The farmer replied, “Very well, Comrade Stalin.
If we piled them all up, they would reach God.” Stalin said,
“But God does not exist, Comrade Farmer”.
The farmer replied,“Well neither do the potatoes, Comrade Stalin”.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Joseph Stalin visited a farming collective outside Moscow.
He wanted to see their progress with the latest Five-Year Plan.
“Tell Me Comrade”, he asked one farmer.
“How did the potatoes do this year?”.
The farmer replied, “Very well, Comrade Stalin.
If we piled them all up, they would reach God.” Stalin said,
“But God does not exist, Comrade Farmer”.
The farmer replied,“Well neither do the potatoes, Comrade Stalin”.

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