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Crocodile Skin Shoes​

An Irishman and a Scotsman are having a drink in a bar when the Scotsman says to the Irishman,
"I hear you can make a lot of money by shooting crocodiles in Australia for crocodile skin shoes
because they are worth a lot in the U.K."
The Irishman thinks this sounds like a great idea, so they head off to Australia together on a mission to make money.
They arrive in Australia and decide to split up to cover more ground.
After a week's hunting, they meet up again, the Scotsman has a long face and says
"I have had no luck; I didn't find a crocodile all week."
The Irishman replies "Well I have shot about 50 crocodiles but none of them were wearing shoes."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

An Irishman and a Scotsman are having a drink in a bar when the Scotsman says to the Irishman,
"I hear you can make a lot of money by shooting crocodiles in Australia for crocodile skin shoes
because they are worth a lot in the U.K."
The Irishman thinks this sounds like a great idea, so they head off to Australia together on a mission to make money.
They arrive in Australia and decide to split up to cover more ground.
After a week's hunting, they meet up again, the Scotsman has a long face and says
"I have had no luck; I didn't find a crocodile all week."
The Irishman replies "Well I have shot about 50 crocodiles but none of them were wearing shoes."

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD Poor crocodiles though!