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Crimea River!
Putin dies and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets
permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day -
Goes to a pub in Moscow, orders a few drinks and asks the bartender:
Crimea is still ours ? - Yes, bartender says
Donbas is still ours ? - Yes, ours
Is Kiev also ours?? - Yes yes, of course it is ours
Wow, amazing ... how much for the drinks ?
5 Euros please - Bartender says
