Creditory Inflation!
" Excuse me sir but I would like to report that my credit card has been stolen "
" Yes Paddy, and when did this happen "???
" About nine years ago "
" Then why has it taken you so long to report it "
" Well, the crook was spending about $300 a month less than what Irene used to....
But it seems he is a traveling salesman and the petrol bills are becoming unmanageable for me"....