[Mando]

Couple of funnies...​

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time…

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70! blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

I was at the bank yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor' - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'

 

[Gideon]

 

[Jill57]

I like the last part about Doctors that don’t speak good English

 

[Dennis]

Very good Article.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the fool put a chicken in a hot Bath? So she would lay hard boiled eggs.

 

[Barbara V]

New ones please

 

[Reet]

V ery good!

 

[Macarj]

New ones please

You must have a very good memory

 

[elelover]

Keep them coming. Always fun to read even if I have read or heard before