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Coupla One-Liners!
I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement... It was a best cellar.
It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks… It cost me an arm and a leg.
The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
Horses have lower divorce rates. It’s because they are in stable relationships.
