[Athena E.]

Could bathroom habits break a marriage?​

AIBU, which stands for 'Am I Being Unreasonable', is the perfect platform for sharing your thoughts and opinions! So, for today's AIBU discussion, we have this story from Reddit/Hepow1118:

Would it be unreasonable if I divorce my husband for not wiping his butt?

'Yep, this is pretty much the title. My husband recently started saying that he is not going to wipe his butt anymore after using the restroom.'

'He got into his head that alpha males do not wipe therefore he no longer is doing it. He has been (for the past two days) been walking around everywhere we going telling guys “Alphas don’t wipe”. '

'He is very serious about not wiping and he is not listening to reasoning, I don’t know what to do and I fear that this might be the start of the end of our marriage. How do I convince him to wipe?'

 

[Penny4]

I reckon this story is fake.

 

[PeeJay35]

I reckon this story is fake.

Totally agree - a fake.

 

[Suzanne rose]

@sdc where did this story originate.

After two days of not wiping people would smell him. Won't take long for soars to start ,then infection.

Hope she is making him wash his own clothes and hope they don't share rooms.

 

[maxesmum]

Perhaps they have a bidet? No need to wipe? Goodness,I hope so. Gross!

 

[Inferno4256]

yep. divorce is the only option

 

[Rita]

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Visuals I didnt want !!

 

[Jash]

He won't be around for long anyway, some type disease/bacteria would take him out, can only hope.

 

[deni67]

It's got to be a joke

 

[Viellarde]

Perhaps they have a bidet? No need to wipe? Goodness,I hope so. Gross!

Alpha with a bidet? That's inconceivable!

 

[Jo Piper3]

Yuk, imagine washing his undies if he wears any!

 

[Greggii]

dogs don't wipe, but that is something different, i have a hard time believing the story, it is known muslims claim us dirty because we don't wash after going to the toilet

 

[PeeJay35]

Perhaps they have a bidet? No need to wipe? Goodness,I hope so. Gross!

We used to have a house with bidets (installed by previous owners.) Marvellous things. Wish we could have brought it with us when we moved

 

[Mr Chips]

A good bashing around the head with your broomstick would be just the medicine hw needs.

 

[Barbara V]

Don't believe this story also it has little interest . To me at least

 

[Suzanne rose]

Yuk, imagine washing his undies if he wears any!

Hope he does it not his wife.

 

[Suzanne rose]

A good bashing around the head with your broomstick would be just the medicine hw needs.

 

[Suzanne rose]

Don't believe this story also it has little interest . To me at least

Can I ask what stories make you laugh or gets your attention

 

[Veggiepatch]

Can I ask what stories make you laugh or gets your attention

Stories about plucking wings off flies and stomping on ants walking along a footpath, I'd imagine.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Divorce?

Well, she bleeds for five days a month and still lives....

Maybe he should return the favour!