[Ingot]

COMPLETELY LOGICAL​

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

 

[Luckyus]

First time around, it was a coach and four?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Cop that you silly bitch!

 

[Michelle1967]

Love It

 

[DLHM]

The wife probably used her “beer money” to pay the bills that her husband drank away.