[Skipton]

Cold Turkey!​

A well to do lady was in her local supermarket selecting a turkey for her family and some guests.
She couldn't see a bird big enough for the number of people she would be entertaining.
A young shop assistant was passing, and the woman addressed him......
"Excuse me young man", she said "Could you tell me do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant looked at the turkeys, turned to the woman and answered with a straight face......
"NO ma'am, they're all dead!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A well to do lady was in her local supermarket selecting a turkey for her family and some guests.
She couldn't see a bird big enough for the number of people she would be entertaining.
A young shop assistant was passing, and the woman addressed him......
"Excuse me young man", she said "Could you tell me do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant looked at the turkeys, turned to the woman and answered with a straight face......
"NO ma'am, they're all dead!"

HAHAHAHA! He DOES have a point though.