[Danielle F.]

Coffee? ️​

My dentist asked if I smoke or drink coffee.
I told her 'I drink it.'

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[SSCElderberry]

Do you smoke after sex?

I don't know I haven't looked!

 

[Robert Henzell]

There was a man who had five penises.

His underpants fit him like a glove!

 

[Wandiwa]

Sign above the urinal "please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal"
added later .... "yeah coz it makes them soggy and hard to light"