[Skipton]

Close Friends!!​

Four older men were playing golf. Three took turns at boasting about their sons,
knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him.
The first chap says: My son has done extremely well this year.
He has made such a pile that he was even able to make a friend a gift of a brand new house!
Wow, say the others.
The next father boasts, Well my boy this year did so well financially
that he was able to give a friend a brand new Lamborghini!
Wow, say the others.
The third chap says: As for my son, this year he made so much extra money
he was able to take a friend on a round-the-world cruise — they are still away!
Wow, say the others…respect!
The fourth father finally has a turn to speak. The other fathers stifle their laughter.
Well, as you know, my son is gay. And this year he has done so extremely well….
one lover gave him a brand new house; another lover gave him a brand new Lamborghini;
and the third lover has taken him away on a round-the-world cruise….he's still on it.
Silence.