[Luckyus]

Chucked out of The Swimming Pool​

I was asked to leave the swimming pool today as the large bulge in my Speedo's
was upsetting some of the other swimmers. I pointed out another guy in similar
trunks and asked why he was not being asked to leave.

"Because he hasn't shit himself" was the reply

 

[Wandiwa]

Many years ago I saw a Polly Woffle tossed into a local swimming pool .... the kaos the followed was hilarious.