[Skipton]

Choose Your Weapon!​

Little Pete came home from the playground with
a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel.
And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”
“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”
“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”

 

[Wandiwa]

True story at my primary school, we had 2 girls that used to take on upto 5 boys in fistycuffs on the oval after school.