[Skipton]

Choices!!​

For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.
When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress.
She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”
After thinking for a minute the old man replies,
“I guess I’ll have the soup.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Anyone else wondering just what 'super sex' entails? Is it lovemaking 30,000 feet in the air strapped to the back of a plane? Is it doing the deed at the mouth of an active volcano? Is it lifting 300 kgs in between thrusts? Is it sowing the wild oats wearing Superman and Supergirl costumes? My brain!