[Cheb]

Chinese Sick Leave​

Ho Chow calls into work and say, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work, You try that."
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again, "I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon............
You got nice house."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Ho Chow calls into work and say, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work, You try that."
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again, "I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon............
You got nice house."

nOOOOOO HAHAHAHA