[Skipton]

Chinese Call Centre:​

Caller: Hello, I would like to speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Okie, you can speak to me then..
Caller: No, I want to speak only to Annie Wan!
Operator: This is the call centre! That’s what I’m saying if you want to speak to anyone.
You can speak to me. By the way, who are you?
Caller: Well, I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's an emergency.
Operator: God! I understand that you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!
Anyway, what's this emergency matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my wife Annie Wan that her brother Noe Wan was involved in a bad car accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent right to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on the way to the hospital.
Operator: Look you someone, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I really don't have time for all these pranks!
Caller:You are so rude? What's your name?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Absolutely! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I just said. I'm Saw Ree
Caller: Oh ...God.....this is going nowhere.