[Skipton]

Children's Rates!​

The father of three called a motel and asked
how much they charged for a room.
The clerk told him that the rates depended
on room size and number of people.
"Do you take children?" the father asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk.
"We only take cash and credit cards."

 

[Jest]

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A DAY WITH ALL YOUR JOKES AS TODAYS CRAP HAS BEEN MORBID AND UNENJOYABLE,

 

[Littleboy8]

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A DAY WITH ALL YOUR JOKES AS TODAYS CRAP HAS BEEN MORBID AND UNENJOYABLE,

Don’t worry about it just scroll past.

 

[CliffE]

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[Defiant540]

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A DAY WITH ALL YOUR JOKES AS TODAYS CRAP HAS BEEN MORBID AND UNENJOYABLE,

please STOP shouting thank you!