[Skipton]

Chicken Wings.​

Every time a bird craps on my car,
I sit on my verandah and eat a
plate of chicken wings, just to
show them what I'm capable of!

 

[Wandiwa]

If a bird craps on my car ....
I don't take her out on a 2nd date.

 

[Ian Crane-Luff]

Put a chicken on the BBQ spit, that will really rub their noses in it

 

[Mindygirl12022]

Chicken Wings.​

Every time a bird craps on my car,
I sit on my verandah and eat a
plate of chicken wings, just to
show them what I'm capable of!

I hope those chicken wings aren't a recent acquision from an offending bird??? Haha.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Is there anything worse than bird droppings on your car when it’s just been washed

 

[Wandiwa]

Is there anything worse than bird droppings on your car when it’s just been washed

A horse's maybe?

 

[John Lalor]

If a bird craps on my car ....
I don't take her out on a 2nd date.

That is brilliant

 

[Gil]

When a bird craps on my car I simply tell her that this is our last date.

 

[Mindygirl12022]

I hope those chicken wings aren't a recent acquision from an offending bird??? Haha.

If this little poem came real then there would be. It goes:- 'Little birdie flying high dropped a message from the sky - said the farmer with a sign 'Thank the Lord that cows don't fly'.