Cheers!
I walked into the local pub last night
and noticed what seemed to be a party
going on in the far corner.
I asked the barmaid what was going on,
she said, ''It's Tuyu's birthday.''
''Oh right, which one is Tuyu?'' I replied.
She said, '' Oh, I have no idea, I just heard
them singing, ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!''