[Skipton]

Cheers!​

I walked into the local pub last night
and noticed what seemed to be a party
going on in the far corner.
I asked the barmaid what was going on,
she said, ''It's Tuyu's birthday.''
''Oh right, which one is Tuyu?'' I replied.
She said, '' Oh, I have no idea, I just heard
them singing, ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!''

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

Cheers!​

I walked into the local pub last night
and noticed what seemed to be a party
going on in the far corner.
I asked the barmaid what was going on,
she said, ''It's Tuyu's birthday.''
''Oh right, which one is Tuyu?'' I replied.
She said, '' Oh, I have no idea, I just heard
them singing, ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!''

 

[wjs1957]

Hi,

Here is a joke for you.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Waiter how long will my sausage be? Oh about 3 inches.

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Waiter how long will my sausage be? Oh about 3 inches.

Thanks again Dennis for your morning puns. Good to have one liners to laugh at.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

So so good!!! Love it!!!

Hi,

Here is a joke for

 

[Brody]

That about covers the Mentality of a lot of people today.
My Grandson as a little fella sang
Happy Birthday You You etc. I thought it was cute. Unfortunately at 22yrs. He doesn't do it now. Shame