SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
.png){kind=icon}
Cheating
A polish man goes to the doctor and complains:
"Doc I have a problem, my wife is cheating on me, but I'm not growing any horns!"
The doctor, amused, explains to him that the whole cheating and horns thing is only a metaphor.
The man breathes in relief. "Thank god! I thought I was low on Calcium!"
