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Cheap Clothing
Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London. Paddy looked in one of
the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.
The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £3.00 each, Trousers £4.50 per pair".
Paddy said to his pal Mick look at these prices!
We could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Ireland,we could make a fortune.
Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all the talking cause if they hear
our accents, they might think we're thickos from Ireland and try to screw us.
I'll put on me best English accent."
"Right y'are Paddy, I'll keep me, mouth shut, so I will. You do all the business," said Mick
They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £3.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £4.50 each.
And I’ll back up me truck ready to load them on, so I will."
The owner of the shop said quietly "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners."
