[Skipton]

Cats​

I have never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don't come in when you call.
They like to stay out all night, and when they're home
they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality they hate in a man,
they love in a cat!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Except... Licking his own b*lls

 

[Wandiwa]

My cat farts as goood as a man!