[Skipton]

Casualties!!!​

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A Russian comes home after fishing trip and hears
the news that Russia is at war.
He asks his comrade Vladimir what is going on, and he tells him:
"We are at war with NATO!"
"Oh wow, how many troops have been lost?"
"Well, we have lost 45,000 troops, almost 2000 tanks,
a thousand artillery pieces, several hundred helicopters and aircraft,
several generals have been captured, our economy is in shambles,
and the ''Moskva'' was sunk.
"And NATO?"
"NATO hasn't shown up yet."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Never a bad time for vodka for the fisherman