BruceAnderson

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Cars keep to the right?

Make sure you are driving a submersible!!IMG_7983.jpeg
 
Obviously no poles on the other side of the bridge to attach the sign to!! Lazy buggers!
 
Drivers: please make sure your windows are up.
 
I saw an advertisement in the Irish News over the weekend. The Irish Navy are looking for Deck Hands on Submarines. The Australian Navy did not want to be out done! They are looking for Port Holes for their new nuclear Submarines!
 
I saw an advertisement in the Irish News over the weekend. The Irish Navy are looking for Deck Hands on Submarines. The Australian Navy did not want to be out done! They are looking for Port Holes for their new nuclear Submarines!
Make sure they order the ones with flywire, dont want the mozzies getting in.
 
I saw an advertisement in the Irish News over the weekend. The Irish Navy are looking for Deck Hands on Submarines. The Australian Navy did not want to be out done! They are looking for Port Holes for their new nuclear Submarines!
Ha Ha!
 
Reminds me of when, years ago, the boss used to send the new apprentice to the hardware store to ask for a "long weight" (ie long wait).
 
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Reminds me of when, years ago, the boss used to send the new apprentice to the hardware store to ask for a "long weight" (ie long wait).
🤣🤣👍
 
My workshop foreman would send the apprentice to the office, and tell him to say to the head girl: “My boss says you are looking for a ‘snatch reamer’.”
 
that might be car-tastrophic, unless it's a 4wd fitted with a snorkel. Then, Bob's you're uncle
 
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Reminds me of when, years ago, the boss used to send the new apprentice to the hardware store to ask for a "long weight" (ie long wait).
Sounds like you must have worked at the same place as me!
 
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4WD With Snorkel Only I assume 🤔😅
 
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