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Careful!!!!
A farmer's wife went into a coma at their home.
The farmer called the doctor who came over and examined the wife and said, sadly,
"She's gone. I'll call the funeral home for you.
The morticians came and carried the body out of the house and as they
were going down the front porch, one of the morticians swerved to avoid
a bush and dropped his end of the stretcher that the farmer's wife was on.
The jolt brought the woman back to consciousness and within a week
she had made a full recovery and was back on the farm.
Several years later, the woman slipped into a coma again.
The husband called the doctor who came and assured
him this time that the wife had passed. The doctor called the
funeral home and as the men were taking the body out of the
house, the husband called out, "hey, y'all be careful and look out for that bush."
