[mjm9]

Car not starting!​

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Ian D]

So funny I am still smiling

 

[UNIT1000]

good one go to the head of the class

 

[SirExton]

Reminds me of a ditty on a toilet cubicle at High school "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only Farted!"

 

[BillyB]

Reminds me of a ditty on a toilet cubicle at High school "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only Farted!"

Sounds like a Scotsman`s lament

 

[Dennis]

That's a very good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor-Doctor I'm invisible. I'm sorry sir I cannot see you now.

 

[SirExton]

Sounds like a Scotsman`s lament

His regret is that he has short arms and deep pockets. He cannot reach the penny, in case it is a follow through!

 

[Sue Cook]

Very funny

 

[midgemills]

Reminds me of a ditty on a toilet cubicle at High school "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only Farted!"

Another one on the bottom of the toilet door: Beware of limbo dancers.

 

[Ezzy]

Another one on the loo wall:-
Some come here to think,
Some come here to ponder,
But (insert a name),
Comes here to shit &
fart like bloody thunder